Bedlam, North Yorkshire
Email Copy in Bedlam
Bedlam isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Bedlam businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bedlam businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy bedlam"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Bedlam map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bedlam is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Bedlam
Bedlam is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Bedlam, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bedlam process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Bedlam
Rowntree Ltd — Bedlam. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 54
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Bedlam: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Bedlam page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Bedlam bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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