Bedlam, North Yorkshire
Product Descriptions in Bedlam
Your competitors in Bedlam are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Bedlam businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bedlam businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions bedlam"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Bedlam map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bedlam is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Bedlam
You won't win Bedlam on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Bedlam business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Bedlam
Merriman & Sons — Bedlam. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Bedlam: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Bedlam page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Bedlam bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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