Beer, Devon
Website Audits in Beer
Half the Beer search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Beer businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Beer businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits beer"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,317 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Beer map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Beer is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Beer
You won't win Beer on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Beer are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Beer job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Beer
Delaney Group — Beer. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 31
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Beer: SEO
Everything below has its own Beer page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Beer bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Beer
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Beer town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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