
Bethany, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Bethany
Nobody in Bethany rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Bethany businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bethany businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving bethany"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Bethany map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bethany is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Bethany
Bethany is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Bethany job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Bethany
Delaney Group — Bethany. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 23
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Bethany: Services
Everything below has its own Bethany page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Bethany bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Bethany
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bethany town centre.
- Slate Carving in Budge's Shopnext door
- Slate Carving in Trerulefoot1 km
- Slate Carving in Tideford3 km
- Slate Carving in Doddycross3 km
- Slate Carving in Hessenford3 km
- Slate Carving in Lower Clicker3 km
- Slate Carving in Trehunist4 km
- Slate Carving in Polbathic4 km
- Slate Carving in Narkurs4 km
- Slate Carving in West Looe4 km
- Slate Carving in Trelowia4 km
- Slate Carving in Widegates4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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