
Birnie, Moray
Email Automation in Birnie
Birnie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £350
What email automation looks like round here
Follow-ups, reminders and nurture sequences that run themselves.
We work with Birnie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Birnie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email automation birnie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Automation — the Birnie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Birnie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Automation, and a word about Birnie
Birnie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Birnie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Birnie process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Automation in Birnie
Hargreaves & Daughters — Birnie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 27
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Birnie: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own Birnie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Automation without the Birnie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Birnie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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