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Everything in Birnie

Birnie, Moray

Website Audits in Birnie

Nobody in Birnie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Birnie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Birnie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits birnie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Birnie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Birnie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Birnie

Birnie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Birnie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Birnie process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Birnie

Hargreaves & Daughters — Birnie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 50

Enquiries / month

8.2s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1350

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Birnie: SEO

Everything below has its own Birnie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Birnie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
More seo

Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Birnie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Birnie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.