Birsay, Orkney Islands
Email Copy in Birsay
Half the Birsay search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Birsay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Birsay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy birsay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Birsay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Birsay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Birsay
You won't win Birsay on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Birsay are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Birsay business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Birsay
Kowalczyk Bros — Birsay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 25
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Birsay: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Birsay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Birsay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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