
Kirbuster, Orkney Islands
Email Copy in Kirbuster
Nobody in Kirbuster rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Kirbuster businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kirbuster businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy kirbuster"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Kirbuster map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kirbuster is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Kirbuster
Kirbuster is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Kirbuster process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Kirbuster
Hargreaves & Daughters — Kirbuster. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 61
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Kirbuster: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Kirbuster page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Kirbuster bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


