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Everything in Black Patch

Black Patch, Sandwell

Website Audits in Black Patch

Half the Black Patch search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Black Patch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Black Patch businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits black patch"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Black Patch map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Black Patch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Black Patch

You won't win Black Patch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Black Patch process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Black Patch

Whitlock & Co — Black Patch. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 46

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.8s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£800

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Black Patch: SEO

Everything below has its own Black Patch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Black Patch bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
More seo

Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Black Patch

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Black Patch town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.