Blackadder, The Scottish Borders
Social Media in Blackadder
Blackadder isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Blackadder businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Blackadder businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media blackadder"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Blackadder map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Blackadder is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Blackadder
Blackadder is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Blackadder, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Blackadder process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Blackadder
Pemberton Bros — Blackadder. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 59
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Blackadder: Services
Everything below has its own Blackadder page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Blackadder bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Blackadder
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Blackadder town centre.
- Social Media in Whitsome2 km
- Social Media in Allanton3 km
- Social Media in Sinclair's Hill4 km
- Social Media in Edrom4 km
- Social Media in Chirnsidebridge4 km
- Social Media in Chirnside5 km
- Social Media in Nisbet Hill5 km
- Social Media in Cheeklaw6 km
- Social Media in Horndean6 km
- Social Media in Wellnage Myre6 km
- Social Media in Ladykirk6 km
- Social Media in Duns6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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