Blackadder, The Scottish Borders
Social Media Graphics in Blackadder
Blackadder isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with Blackadder businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Blackadder businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics blackadder"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the Blackadder map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Blackadder is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about Blackadder
Blackadder is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Blackadder, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Blackadder process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in Blackadder
Okafor Ltd — Blackadder. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 36
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Blackadder: Social Media
Everything below has its own Blackadder page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the Blackadder bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media Graphics near Blackadder
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Blackadder town centre.
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- Social Media Graphics in Chirnside5 km
- Social Media Graphics in Nisbet Hill5 km
- Social Media Graphics in Cheeklaw6 km
- Social Media Graphics in Horndean6 km
- Social Media Graphics in Wellnage Myre6 km
- Social Media Graphics in Ladykirk6 km
- Social Media Graphics in Duns6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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