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Slate Carving in Bladon

Half the Bladon search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What slate carving looks like round here

Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.

We work with Bladon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Bladon businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "slate carving bladon"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 898 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Slate Carving — the Bladon map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bladon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Slate Carving, and a word about Bladon

You won't win Bladon on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Oxfordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bladon process.

Real-world example

Example: Slate Carving in Bladon

Okafor Ltd — Bladon. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 66

Enquiries / month

7.4s → 1.7s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Bladon: Services

Everything below has its own Bladon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Slate Carving without the Bladon bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Slate Carving near Bladon

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bladon town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.