Blinkbonny, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Blinkbonny
Your competitors in Blinkbonny are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Blinkbonny businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Blinkbonny businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving blinkbonny"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Blinkbonny map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Blinkbonny is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Blinkbonny
You won't win Blinkbonny on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Blinkbonny business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Blinkbonny
Pemberton Bros — Blinkbonny. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Blinkbonny: Services
Everything below has its own Blinkbonny page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Blinkbonny bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Blinkbonny
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Blinkbonny town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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