Blockley, Gloucestershire
Slate Carving in Blockley
Nobody in Blockley rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Blockley businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Blockley businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving blockley"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,104 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Blockley map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Blockley is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Blockley
Blockley is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Blockley are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Blockley business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Blockley
Okafor Ltd — Blockley. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 51
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Blockley: Services
Everything below has its own Blockley page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Blockley bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Blockley
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Blockley town centre.
- Slate Carving in Batsford3 km
- Slate Carving in Broad Campden3 km
- Slate Carving in Aston Magna3 km
- Slate Carving in Paxford4 km
- Slate Carving in Bourton on the Hill4 km
- Slate Carving in Westington4 km
- Slate Carving in Dorn4 km
- Slate Carving in Chipping Campden4 km
- Slate Carving in Moreton-in-Marsh5 km
- Slate Carving in Longborough5 km
- Slate Carving in Ebrington6 km
- Slate Carving in Weston Subedge6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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