Bohetherick, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Bohetherick
Half the Bohetherick search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Bohetherick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bohetherick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving bohetherick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Bohetherick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bohetherick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Bohetherick
You won't win Bohetherick on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Bohetherick job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Bohetherick
Pemberton Bros — Bohetherick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 68
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Bohetherick: Services
Everything below has its own Bohetherick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Bohetherick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Bohetherick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bohetherick town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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