Botcherby, Cumbria
Social Media in Botcherby
Your competitors in Botcherby are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Botcherby businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Botcherby businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media botcherby"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Botcherby map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Botcherby is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Botcherby
You won't win Botcherby on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Botcherby. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Botcherby job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Botcherby
Rowntree Ltd — Botcherby. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 73
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Botcherby: Services
Everything below has its own Botcherby page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Botcherby bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Botcherby
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Botcherby town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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