Botcherby, Cumbria
Website Audits in Botcherby
Half the Botcherby search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Botcherby businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Botcherby businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits botcherby"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Botcherby map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Botcherby is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Botcherby
You won't win Botcherby on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cumbria isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Botcherby job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Botcherby
Hargreaves & Daughters — Botcherby. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 34
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Botcherby: SEO
Everything below has its own Botcherby page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Botcherby bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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