
Botley, Hampshire
Slate Carving in Botley
Nobody in Botley rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Botley businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Botley businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving botley"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 2,562 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Botley map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Botley is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Botley
Botley is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Botley are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Botley job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Botley
Kowalczyk Bros — Botley. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Botley: Services
Everything below has its own Botley page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Botley bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Botley
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Botley town centre.
- Slate Carving in Boorley Green2 km
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- Slate Carving in Wildern2 km
- Slate Carving in Shamblehurst3 km
- Slate Carving in Hedge End3 km
- Slate Carving in Burridge3 km
- Slate Carving in Dowd's Farm3 km
- Slate Carving in Brown Heath3 km
- Slate Carving in Row Ash3 km
- Slate Carving in Durley4 km
- Slate Carving in Netley Hill4 km
- Slate Carving in Lower Swanwick4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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