Bottoms, Borough of Tameside
Business Cards in Bottoms
Half the Bottoms search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Bottoms businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bottoms businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards bottoms"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Bottoms map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottoms is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Bottoms
You won't win Bottoms on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Bottoms job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Bottoms
Hargreaves & Daughters — Bottoms. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 74
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Bottoms: Print Design
Everything below has its own Bottoms page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Bottoms bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Bottoms
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bottoms town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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