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Everything in Bottoms

Bottoms, Borough of Tameside

Menus in Bottoms

Half the Bottoms search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £99

What menus looks like round here

Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.

We work with Bottoms businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Bottoms businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "menus bottoms"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Menus — the Bottoms map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottoms is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Menus, and a word about Bottoms

You won't win Bottoms on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Borough of Tameside isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bottoms process.

Real-world example

Example: Menus in Bottoms

Okafor Ltd — Bottoms. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 60

Enquiries / month

9.7s → 1.7s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Bottoms: Print Design

Everything below has its own Bottoms page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

BrochuresBusiness CardsExhibition DisplaysFlyersLeafletsPostersPresentation FoldersPrice ListsRoller BannersBusiness Websites

Menus without the Bottoms bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All print design
More print design

Brochures

Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.

from £250More print design

Business Cards

Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.

from £75More print design

Exhibition Displays

Stands, backdrops and panels that draw a crowd.

from £300

Menus near Bottoms

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bottoms town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.