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Bottoms, Borough of Tameside

Custom Engraving in Bottoms

Bottoms isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £50

What custom engraving looks like round here

Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.

We work with Bottoms businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Bottoms businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "custom engraving bottoms"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Custom Engraving — the Bottoms map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottoms is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Custom Engraving, and a word about Bottoms

Bottoms is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Bottoms are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Bottoms, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bottoms process.

Real-world example

Example: Custom Engraving in Bottoms

Prendergast Trading — Bottoms. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 48

Enquiries / month

8.6s → 1.4s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Bottoms: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Bottoms page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Custom Engraving without the Bottoms bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Custom Engraving near Bottoms

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bottoms town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.