Bottoms, Borough of Tameside
Social Media in Bottoms
Your competitors in Bottoms are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Bottoms businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bottoms businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media bottoms"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Bottoms map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bottoms is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Bottoms
You won't win Bottoms on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Borough of Tameside isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Bottoms job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Bottoms
Okafor Ltd — Bottoms. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Bottoms: Services
Everything below has its own Bottoms page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Bottoms bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Bottoms
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bottoms town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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