Brims, Orkney Islands
Slate Carving in Brims
Brims isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Brims businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Brims businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving brims"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Brims map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Brims is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Brims
Brims is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Brims, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Brims job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Brims
Hargreaves & Daughters — Brims. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Brims: Services
Everything below has its own Brims page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Brims bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Brims
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Brims town centre.
- Slate Carving in Hurlinessnext door
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- Slate Carving in South Walls3 km
- Slate Carving in Little Ayre3 km
- Slate Carving in Wyng4 km
- Slate Carving in Osmondwall5 km
- Slate Carving in Crockness5 km
- Slate Carving in Rinnigill6 km
- Slate Carving in Lyness7 km
- Slate Carving in Rackwick13 km
- Slate Carving in Hoxa14 km
- Slate Carving in Quoyness14 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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