Hurliness, Orkney Islands
Slate Carving in Hurliness
Hurliness isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Hurliness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hurliness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving hurliness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Hurliness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hurliness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Hurliness
Hurliness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Hurliness. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Hurliness, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hurliness job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Hurliness
Delaney Group — Hurliness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 45
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Hurliness: Services
Everything below has its own Hurliness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Hurliness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Hurliness
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hurliness town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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