
Brodie, Moray
Social Media in Brodie
Nobody in Brodie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Brodie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Brodie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media brodie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Brodie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Brodie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Brodie
Brodie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Brodie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Brodie
Okafor Ltd — Brodie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 22
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Brodie: Services
Everything below has its own Brodie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Brodie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Brodie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Brodie town centre.
- Social Media in Darklass1 km
- Social Media in Dyke1 km
- Social Media in Cloddymoss2 km
- Social Media in Hardmuir2 km
- Social Media in Boghole Farm3 km
- Social Media in Newton of Dalvey3 km
- Social Media in Kintessack4 km
- Social Media in Whitemire4 km
- Social Media in Mundole4 km
- Social Media in Redstone4 km
- Social Media in Red Craig4 km
- Social Media in Moyness5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


