Brownber, Cumbria
Website Audits in Brownber
Brownber isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Brownber businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Brownber businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits brownber"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Brownber map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Brownber is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Brownber
Brownber is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cumbria isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Brownber, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Brownber job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Brownber
Ashworth & Daughters — Brownber. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 50
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Brownber: SEO
Everything below has its own Brownber page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Brownber bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Brownber town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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