Burcher, Herefordshire
Slate Carving in Burcher
Burcher isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Burcher businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Burcher businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving burcher"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Burcher map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Burcher is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Burcher
Burcher is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Burcher, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Burcher process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Burcher
Delaney Group — Burcher. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 39
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Burcher: Services
Everything below has its own Burcher page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Burcher bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Burcher
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Burcher town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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