Burness, Orkney Islands
Social Media in Burness
Half the Burness search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Burness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Burness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media burness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Burness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Burness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Burness
You won't win Burness on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Burness are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Burness job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Burness
Kowalczyk Bros — Burness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 29
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Burness: Services
Everything below has its own Burness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Burness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Burness
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Burness town centre.
- Social Media in Otterswick3 km
- Social Media in Templehall4 km
- Social Media in Lady4 km
- Social Media in Broughtown4 km
- Social Media in Overbister5 km
- Social Media in Sellibister5 km
- Social Media in Kettletoft6 km
- Social Media in Rusness7 km
- Social Media in Laminess9 km
- Social Media in Northwall9 km
- Social Media in Braeswick10 km
- Social Media in Calfsound11 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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