Lady, Orkney Islands
Social Media in Lady
Half the Lady search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Lady businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lady businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media lady"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Lady map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lady is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Lady
You won't win Lady on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Lady business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Lady
Kowalczyk Bros — Lady. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 46
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Lady: Services
Everything below has its own Lady page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Lady bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Lady
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lady town centre.
- Social Media in Templehallnext door
- Social Media in Overbisternext door
- Social Media in Otterswicknext door
- Social Media in Broughtown3 km
- Social Media in Burness4 km
- Social Media in Kettletoft4 km
- Social Media in Sellibister4 km
- Social Media in Rusness6 km
- Social Media in Laminess8 km
- Social Media in Northwall8 km
- Social Media in Braeswick9 km
- Social Media in Calfsound12 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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