Calzeat, The Scottish Borders
Website Audits in Calzeat
Half the Calzeat search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Calzeat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Calzeat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits calzeat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Calzeat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Calzeat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Calzeat
You won't win Calzeat on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in The Scottish Borders isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Calzeat job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Calzeat
Hargreaves & Daughters — Calzeat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 28
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Calzeat: SEO
Everything below has its own Calzeat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Calzeat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Calzeat
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Calzeat town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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