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Everything in Carne

Carne, Cornwall

Maintenance in Carne

Half the Carne search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Carne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Carne businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance carne"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Carne map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Carne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Carne

You won't win Carne on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Carne job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Carne

Kaur & Co — Carne. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 63

Enquiries / month

7.9s → 1.8s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Carne: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Carne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Carne bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Carne

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Carne town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.