
Carne, Cornwall
Performance Optimisation in Carne
Half the Carne search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Carne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Carne businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation carne"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Carne map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Carne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Carne
You won't win Carne on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Carne business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Carne
Whitlock & Co — Carne. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 73
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Carne: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Carne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Carne bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Carne
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Carne town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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