
Carne, Cornwall
Website Audits in Carne
Carne isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Carne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Carne businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits carne"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Carne map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Carne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Carne
Carne is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Carne, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Carne process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Carne
Pemberton Bros — Carne. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 43
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Carne: SEO
Everything below has its own Carne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Carne bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Carne
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Carne town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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