Carnon Downs, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Carnon Downs
Carnon Downs isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Carnon Downs businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Carnon Downs businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving carnon downs"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Carnon Downs map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Carnon Downs is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Carnon Downs
Carnon Downs is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Carnon Downs, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Carnon Downs job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Carnon Downs
Duffy & Sons — Carnon Downs. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 26
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Carnon Downs: Services
Everything below has its own Carnon Downs page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Carnon Downs bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Carnon Downs
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Carnon Downs town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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