Catbrain, South Gloucestershire
Social Media in Catbrain
Half the Catbrain search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Catbrain businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Catbrain businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media catbrain"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Catbrain map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Catbrain is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Catbrain
You won't win Catbrain on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in South Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Catbrain business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Catbrain
Rowntree Ltd — Catbrain. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 30
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Catbrain: Services
Everything below has its own Catbrain page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Catbrain bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Catbrain
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Catbrain town centre.
- Social Media in Cribbs Causewaynext door
- Social Media in Compton Greenfield1 km
- Social Media in Brentry1 km
- Social Media in Easter Compton2 km
- Social Media in Henbury2 km
- Social Media in Hallen3 km
- Social Media in Southmead3 km
- Social Media in Patchway3 km
- Social Media in Marsh Common3 km
- Social Media in Filton3 km
- Social Media in Westbury on Trym3 km
- Social Media in Newleaze4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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