Patchway, South Gloucestershire
Social Media in Patchway
Nobody in Patchway rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Patchway businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patchway businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media patchway"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Patchway map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchway is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Patchway
Patchway is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Patchway business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Patchway
Pemberton Bros — Patchway. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Patchway: Services
Everything below has its own Patchway page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Patchway bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Patchway
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patchway town centre.
- Social Media in Little Stoke2 km
- Social Media in Bradley Stoke2 km
- Social Media in Cribbs Causeway2 km
- Social Media in Almondsbury2 km
- Social Media in Filton2 km
- Social Media in Catbrain3 km
- Social Media in Stoke Gifford3 km
- Social Media in Newleaze3 km
- Social Media in Easter Compton3 km
- Social Media in Compton Greenfield3 km
- Social Media in Brentry3 km
- Social Media in Harry Stoke3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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