
Catbrook, Monmouthshire
Slate Carving in Catbrook
Catbrook isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Catbrook businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Catbrook businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving catbrook"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Catbrook map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Catbrook is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Catbrook
Catbrook is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Monmouthshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Catbrook, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Catbrook job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Catbrook
Pemberton Bros — Catbrook. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 59
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Catbrook: Services
Everything below has its own Catbrook page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Catbrook bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Catbrook
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Catbrook town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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