Catfirth, Shetland Islands
Website Audits in Catfirth
Nobody in Catfirth rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Catfirth businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Catfirth businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits catfirth"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Catfirth map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Catfirth is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Catfirth
Catfirth is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Catfirth are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Catfirth job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Catfirth
Ashworth & Daughters — Catfirth. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Catfirth: SEO
Everything below has its own Catfirth page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Catfirth bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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