Chatham, Medway
Social Media in Chatham
Your competitors in Chatham are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Chatham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chatham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media chatham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 76,983 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Chatham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chatham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Chatham
With around 76,983 people, Chatham isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.
Half the businesses round Chatham are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Chatham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Chatham
Okafor Ltd — Chatham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Chatham: Services
Everything below has its own Chatham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Chatham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Chatham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chatham town centre.
- Social Media in Gillingham1 km
- Social Media in Troy Town2 km
- Social Media in Rochester2 km
- Social Media in Strood3 km
- Social Media in Borstal3 km
- Social Media in Upper Upnor3 km
- Social Media in Frindsbury3 km
- Social Media in Lower Upnor3 km
- Social Media in Wainscott4 km
- Social Media in Twydall4 km
- Social Media in Capstone4 km
- Social Media in Chattenden4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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