Chattenden, Medway
Social Media in Chattenden
Half the Chattenden search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Chattenden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chattenden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media chattenden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 972 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Chattenden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chattenden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Chattenden
You won't win Chattenden on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Chattenden process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Chattenden
Pemberton Bros — Chattenden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 49
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Chattenden: Services
Everything below has its own Chattenden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Chattenden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Chattenden
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chattenden town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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