
Chelsea, Greater London
X (Twitter) Setup in Chelsea
Nobody in Chelsea rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What x (twitter) setup looks like round here
Clean header, profile and pinned post strategy.
We work with Chelsea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chelsea businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "x (twitter) setup chelsea"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 60,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
X (Twitter) Setup — the Chelsea map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chelsea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
X (Twitter) Setup, and a word about Chelsea
Chelsea runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Chelsea. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Chelsea process.
Real-world example
Example: X (Twitter) Setup in Chelsea
Pemberton Bros — Chelsea. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 18
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Chelsea: Social Media
Everything below has its own Chelsea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
X (Twitter) Setup without the Chelsea bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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