
Chipshop, Devon
Website Audits in Chipshop
Half the Chipshop search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Chipshop businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chipshop businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits chipshop"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Chipshop map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chipshop is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Chipshop
You won't win Chipshop on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Devon isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Chipshop job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Chipshop
Hargreaves & Daughters — Chipshop. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Chipshop: SEO
Everything below has its own Chipshop page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Chipshop bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Chipshop
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chipshop town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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