
Chitty, Kent
Social Media in Chitty
Nobody in Chitty rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Chitty businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chitty businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media chitty"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Chitty map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chitty is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Chitty
Chitty is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Chitty process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Chitty
Rowntree Ltd — Chitty. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 29
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Chitty: Services
Everything below has its own Chitty page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Chitty bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Chitty
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chitty town centre.
- Social Media in Chisletnext door
- Social Media in Hollow Streetnext door
- Social Media in Boyden Gate1 km
- Social Media in Upstreet1 km
- Social Media in Chislet Forstal1 km
- Social Media in Under the Wood2 km
- Social Media in Old Tree2 km
- Social Media in Highstead2 km
- Social Media in Grove Ferry2 km
- Social Media in Maypole3 km
- Social Media in Hoath3 km
- Social Media in Sarre3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


