
Chobham, Surrey
Website Audits in Chobham
Half the Chobham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Chobham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chobham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits chobham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 2,835 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Chobham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chobham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Chobham
You won't win Chobham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Chobham process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Chobham
Ashworth & Daughters — Chobham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 49
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Chobham: SEO
Everything below has its own Chobham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Chobham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Chobham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chobham town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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