Christs Hospital, West Sussex
Website Audits in Christs Hospital
Nobody in Christs Hospital rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Christs Hospital businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Christs Hospital businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits christs hospital"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Christs Hospital map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Christs Hospital is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Christs Hospital
Christs Hospital is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in West Sussex isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Christs Hospital job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Christs Hospital
Prendergast Trading — Christs Hospital. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 21
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Christs Hospital: SEO
Everything below has its own Christs Hospital page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Christs Hospital bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Christs Hospital
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Christs Hospital town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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