
Cleat, Orkney Islands
Website Audits in Cleat
Cleat isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Cleat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cleat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits cleat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Cleat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cleat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Cleat
Cleat is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Cleat, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cleat job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Cleat
Pemberton Bros — Cleat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 48
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Cleat: SEO
Everything below has its own Cleat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Cleat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Cleat
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cleat town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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