
Clitters, Cornwall
Website Audits in Clitters
Half the Clitters search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Clitters businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clitters businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits clitters"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Clitters map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clitters is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Clitters
You won't win Clitters on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Clitters job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Clitters
Ashworth & Daughters — Clitters. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Clitters: SEO
Everything below has its own Clitters page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Clitters bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Clitters
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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