
Clogh, Mid and East Antrim
Slate Carving in Clogh
Clogh isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Clogh businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clogh businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving clogh"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Clogh map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clogh is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Clogh
Clogh is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Mid and East Antrim isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Clogh, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Clogh business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Clogh
Hargreaves & Daughters — Clogh. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 72
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Clogh: Services
Everything below has its own Clogh page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Clogh bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Clogh
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clogh town centre.
- Slate Carving in Springmount3 km
- Slate Carving in Rathsherry4 km
- Slate Carving in Irish Omerbane4 km
- Slate Carving in Knockanully4 km
- Slate Carving in Clogh Mills4 km
- Slate Carving in Rathkenny4 km
- Slate Carving in Newtown Crommelin5 km
- Slate Carving in Ballycloghan7 km
- Slate Carving in Corkey7 km
- Slate Carving in Cargan8 km
- Slate Carving in Teeshan8 km
- Slate Carving in Broughshane10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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