Rathkenny, Mid and East Antrim
Slate Carving in Rathkenny
Half the Rathkenny search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Rathkenny businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Rathkenny businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving rathkenny"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Rathkenny map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Rathkenny is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Rathkenny
You won't win Rathkenny on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Rathkenny process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Rathkenny
Pemberton Bros — Rathkenny. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 26
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Rathkenny: Services
Everything below has its own Rathkenny page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Rathkenny bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Rathkenny
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Rathkenny town centre.
- Slate Carving in Rathsherry2 km
- Slate Carving in Ballycloghan3 km
- Slate Carving in Clogh4 km
- Slate Carving in Knockanully4 km
- Slate Carving in Springmount5 km
- Slate Carving in Broughshane5 km
- Slate Carving in Teeshan6 km
- Slate Carving in Newtown Crommelin6 km
- Slate Carving in Ballymena8 km
- Slate Carving in Cargan8 km
- Slate Carving in Irish Omerbane8 km
- Slate Carving in Cullybackey8 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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