Clousta, Shetland Islands
Email Copy in Clousta
Clousta isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Clousta businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clousta businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy clousta"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Clousta map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clousta is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Clousta
Clousta is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Clousta are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Clousta, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Clousta job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Clousta
Ashworth & Daughters — Clousta. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Clousta: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Clousta page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Clousta bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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